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Common complaints or not from tenant to landlord?
16/03/2012
2:56 pm
Emma George
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Only in Britain? - 

Extracts from Tenants' Written Complaints to Councils. 

1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.

2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off.

6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.

9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy.

11. The next door neighbour has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.

12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.

13. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.

14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces.

15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6am his **** ******* **** **** ******** ******* ***** **** **** **** ***** ******* ********* ******** *** **** ****** ********** ************ **** *********** ************* wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.

16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.

18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife..

20. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.

21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.

22. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.

16/03/2012
3:07 pm
Emma George
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The above was posted to Facebook by PJ Palmers on Friday 16th March 2012

16/03/2012
3:10 pm
mary latham
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Thank you for making me smile at the end of a busy week.  So long as we keep our humour we will survive

16/03/2012
3:20 pm
jacki
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Simply brilliant

16/03/2012
3:39 pm
Aki
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Emma

 

That is brilliant, more of this light hearted humour please !!

 

Aki

16/03/2012
3:57 pm
Spirit of Benny Hill
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Oooooooooer !

 

Absolutely fabulous..........too much to take on a Friday afternoon

16/03/2012
4:10 pm
jean
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oh my god, hahahahahahahahaha! Laugh

16/03/2012
5:43 pm
Veronika
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Good God! It's like some of our tenantsLaugh lol.

17/03/2012
1:38 pm
SamiiB
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LOVE this Emma, thanks for sharing it with us all!! Laugh

...THIS is why you shouldn't read the daily mail >>> Being miserable, working hard and delaying retirement - sadly it's the key to a longer life Yell

LMAO at the replies at the bottom of the article though!!

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