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The Importance of Being Idle by Oasis.
'I sold my soul for the second time
Cos the man, he don't pay me
I begged my landlord for some more time
He said "Son, the bills waiting"
My best friend called me the other night
He said "Man, are you crazy?"
My girlfriend told me to get a life
She said "boy, you lazy"'
How about The Clash " Should I stay or should I go?"
You haven't made Boot Camp
If There's Any Justice By Lemar ?
I will keep thinking! I like this thread, there are some great suggestions!
For us oldies.
The gas man cometh: Flanders and Swann
Rat in mi kitchen UB40
We had a holiday gite in France once with an abundance of them in my kitchen
We found out when we discovered the hollow french baguette on the worktop.Just the outside crust was left
We could hear the baguette rocking fourth on the work top in the night and the mice were inside. eek!!
Oh the holiday memories, unforgettable
When we moved in the French landlord said that the radiators made noises and not to worry . It was really the mice running along the pipes! His advert said. "Ideal for UK holiday makers" hmmmm
Shelter would vote for "Money, money, money!"
But landlords and agents would go for, "If I were a rich man"
Well, I don't know if I'd call it a favourite song, but whenever I'm in a property on change-over and the bloody job won't die (you know what I mean!) there's a Kylie Minogue song that plays on the radio and it drives me nuts:
La la la la la la la la - la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la - la la la la la la la la
Why, oh why, didn't I think of writing those words or singing that song? There's clearly an easier way of making money than doing it as a landlord!!
For Housing Benefit tenants with the odd couple of spare bedrooms
The Carnival is over
P!nk - Just Give Me a Reason (to evict you)
I believe i read somewhere that several big Jazz Blues musicians made their living originally by playing at Harlem speak-easy, pay an entry fee, house parties, hosted by tenants needing to pay of Rent Arrears. I might get a trombone.
I will continue perusing this amusing thread, and hope I might be the first with King of the Road.
Bunks in a Garage seems to be an expanding market for enterprising sub-letters.
All Things Bright and Beautiful
All creatures Great and Small
The Rich man in his Castle
The Poor man at his Gate.
Good King Wenceslas last looked out
On the feast of Stephan
We do need a Mansion Tax -- unless such houses are turned into HMOs or HMPs Lol!
I had a neighbour a few years ago who had beer parties at her rented house to earn money.
It was like a night club every weekend. She used to invite the neighbours so there would not be any complaints
It was like this
Oh- i wish i was young again
for those days that landlords, tenants, stockbrokers, dads and moms get now and again
Can anyone tell me what a back link is? Do not want to break any rules
Backlinks, also known as incoming links, inbound links, inlinks, and inward links, are incoming links to a website or web page.
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